PHILADELPHIA - Just days before "Southern Decadence," an annual homosexual celebration attracting tens of thousands of people to the French Quarter section of New Orleans, Hurricane Katrina destroys the city.This was the unbelievable consensus among my people -- the Baptists.
"Southern Decadence" has a history of filling the French Quarter section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars. Last year, a local pastor sent video footage of sex acts being performed in front of police to the mayor, city council, and the media. City officials simply ignored the footage and continued to welcome and praise the weeklong celebration as being an "exciting event." However, Hurricane Katrina has put an end to the annual celebration of sin.
Yes. Those people who believe Jesus has a vested interest in college sports, also believed that He, his Dad and the Ghost, made a direct hit on New Orleans back in 2005 to punish them for tolerating the gays coming to parade through the French Quarter.
Though, I have to admit that the irony of the method of destruction was kind of clever.
The gays were going to New Orleans to get fucked up on hurricanes , not by hurricanes.
Flash forward to this week and the long awaited coming out gala for Sarah Palin.(Who?)
And, what happens? Gustav crashes the party and the Republican elders are called to ... New Orleans.
People. God has spoken. The radical, looney-tune sect of Christianity have been set straight (har har) by their Lord and Saviour. Not only did Gustav fuck up the Republican National Convention. It had ideal timing for the gays and their New Orleans celebration.
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I once had a roomate who wrote a COLLEGE TERM PAPER about the same Trinity (sports loving Jesus, his Dad and the Ghost)unleashing AIDS on the earth to punish the gays and possibly to extinguish their type. Thing is, I don't remember what grade he got but it was not an F.
I once had a student write her research paper (also college) using the title, "Should Gays Be Allowed In Society?"
As you can guess, her decision was no. She received a D, but not because she was a moron. Well, actually, it was because she was a moron. But I focused on her inability to use correct grammar and her refusal to follow directions regarding using specific sources (her only two were the Bible and an interview with her preacher) rather than my complete disdain for her topic.
love your page, your southern roots (i'm a mississippian, hence my name: maggie may)and your reading list.
hi!
hey maggie may!
thanks for reading -- hope you're not too far south in mississippi -- that storm looks like it's no fun.
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