I miss you…

Darling readers, as you know by now, The Princess has been forced into a blogging hiatus to do her “real” job. I will not lie, this is hard on HRH. Of course this has been compounded by the fact that at the same time “A”, who oddly enough has a job that is similar to The Princess’ in that he is basically abducted for days at a time, during which yours truly only receives communication via a daily text and if lucky a twenty second phone call, has been working also. And as life would have it the two people I talk to the most and who make me laugh the most are completely incommunicado and now I think I have PMS. This of course is a deadly combination, one that will probably result in some hideous bought of either tears or anger whenever “A” does resurface. (“A” who foolishly, said during the early days of our dating that he didn’t believe in PMS well I can tell you he sings a different tune these days.)

During the course of this week I have had about three minutes total on the phone with both The Princess or “A” neither conversation was that fulfilling. I will provide the details:

With The Princess, we discussed how “Pride cometh before a fall” was always a metaphor (or simile, I swear I can never get those right) to me until, in my dance class this week, I literally fell off of my brick that we stand on while doing plies and squats. Of course, I flailed wildly as I catapulted off my brick making an enormous ass of myself. Alas, the only injury I sustained was to my pride.

“A” called to tell me how hot Kim Kardashian is in the December issue of Playboy. When I questioned if indeed her boobs were real, he told me, “Well, you can see for yourself I bought a copy.” Touching, right? I told him how much it meant to me that he buys soft porn for us to share. He told me, “don’t forget about the articles, babe.” Sweet, right? I mean if that isn’t touching what is? Of course, the worse my PMS gets the more annoying I find this.

Dear readers, I must also apologize for the lack of visual aids this week. To be honest, it is The Princess who is responsible for adding them and making everything look pretty. Of course Erica, would like me to learn how to do it too, but seriously that’s too much work. Some of you might have noticed that I did include a link on yesterday’s blog, that was a huge accomplishment for me and all credit belongs to Erica who spent a good six hours explaining to me how it is done.

Oh Princess, I’m glad to hear you are staying regular.