You Will Love This

V and I went ice skating yesterday. Well, it was me, E (the lovah) and V (the niece). And things were going great. In fact, V offered, "We can go if you're ready."

Me: Let's go around one more time.

V: Okay! Let's go fast!"

Random People Hovering Over My Prone Body As It Slowly Freezes On The Ice: Are you okay?

Me: No.

R.P.H.O.M.P.B.A.I.S.F.O.T.I.: Do you need us to get the wheelchair?"

Me: Yes, please.

Oh. My. God.

I just got hit in the face with the Wii.

I am not kidding. I was sitting here typing and I just got smashed full-force in the forehead with the Wii controller.

I am bleeding.

To be continued ...