Where to start?

You know. Sometimes there's nothing to write about and then sometimes ... Wham! 50 topics all at once. And what do I pick? Can I have multiple topics in one post?

I think I should do one thought per post. That way when one of my fans is referencing my blogs in their master's thesis, it will be easier to pinpoint the entries they want to use.

Look. I'm rambling already and I haven't even started with one topic yet. So. I'm long winded. And who wants to read 8 pages for one post? No one. That decides it.

Ok. Keep an eye out for future posts:
Nipple Ring Girl and Other Characters from the Gym
Jose and Jorge Need a Good Home
Baby Got Bible
and coming up next ...

Dear Netflix, Can I please get my porn back?