Dear Netflix, Can I please get my porn back?

Erica and I are moving and I asked to be in charge of all packing. I am a huge control freak and as I've mentioned before, I have a need to organize and list every item that is packed as well as number the boxes with a code that indicates where the movers should put each box.

So, I've been on a kick of getting something move-related done every morning before work and every evening to keep the process going and to hopefully avoid a huge last minute rush.

Yesterday morning was "make the move to cancel the Netflix account". Our DVD player is currently disconnected and on a pile of boxes. The three DVD's we had at home have been sitting on the table for almost a month, so we decided to stop Netflix until we're in the new place and have the DVD player back up and running. Step one for stopping Netflix ... return videos. Easy enough.

I pack them up and drop them in the mail on my way to work. Then. This morning as I'm organizing things on the table which has become the hold-all for miscellaneous items that haven't been packed, but don't currently have a home either. What do I see? Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang. One of the Netflix DVDs. I'm confused at first, then it hits me.

There had been another disc sitting there. The porn.

Don't judge me people. I know we're not the only people with porn.

Of course, we no longer have porn. Because I mailed it to Netflix.